Sooo this was my first time trying anything from the famous DM, and rumour has it, they grow some outrageous flower!
Without hesitation I excitedly sent a message to sort a custom order out and it was an absolute pleasure dealing with DM, super friendly and accommodating and were really helpful with any questions I had.
Ended up ordering all 3 of DMs lovely strains and what a great decision that turned out to be.
The order took less than 24 hours to arrive from when i ordered - amazon prime eat your heart out! The stealth and packaging was top notch and it fit straight through the letter box no problems at all. All 3 came with air in the bag so weren’t squashed, but ofc the package itself was wrapped very well and your postie won’t have a clue, so a 10/10 from me.
Everything came in overweight 😊 and there’s no fat shaming round here, we love a big fat chunky overweight bag! And i had a lotttttt of fun busting these bad boys open and taking a whiff of the STINKY goodness inside.
First the JD
This one STANKKK the room out real quick, super fruity and sweet smelling, with a hint of citrusy lemonadey kinda thing in the background. Loved smelling this and couldn’t keep my honker out the bag 🤤
The buds themselves were bright green, covered in a sheet of trichomes, with a nice density and spring to the nugs, these were absolute beauties.
Grinding this one up just made the lovely sweet aroma even more intense and now i was getting a bit more of the lemonadey citrusy fizzy smell coming through. the buds grinded up lovely, not too fluffy and not too dry either, was perfect for the vape and you could see the love put into growing these beauties.
Through the vape this one was a terp monster, lovely sweet n citrusy terps coming through the vape and a hard boiled lemon sweet aftertaste in the back of the throat 🍋
The high itself surprised me the most out of the strains, I was expecting to like this one the least out of the 3 as i generally prefer the heavy hitting gassy ko indicas, but this JD was unreal. It hit quickly and for the first 5-10 mins i was quite mongy and stoned but then it turned into this great uplifting euphoric high, i felt more confident and social on this one whilst also still feeling a really nice level stoned, it was great and i loved this for the afternoon and day time or if i was going out to see people, and this one definitely ended up being my favourite of the 3.
Now for the RBP
Sooo cracking this one open I was a bit surprised by the smell, i was expecting a banana cake kinda smell, and i was hit with a more sweet, slightly earthy, slightly creamy aroma with some nuttiness and mint in the background. that’s what surprised me the most about this one, wasn’t expecting the slight mint tone but low and behold there she was, and no complaints from me just wasn’t expecting that on the nose.
The buds on the RBP were big n chunky and a more dark green compared to the JD and had a lot more orange pistils throughout. Again, covered in trichomes and ground up perfectly for the vape and you could see it was cured to perfection.
The flavour on this one was pretty similar to the smell for me but more of the earthiness came through and not so much on the mint front. Less terps and flavourful compared to the JD but overall was still a lovely experience all round.
This high for me was a pretty good stereotypical indica high, quite mongy, but of couch lock, very relaxed n chilled out. It isn’t anything super special in the stone but a smooth nice indica high nonetheless. But i will say this one is a MUNCHIE MACHINE, i was raiding n rinsing the xmas snack cupboard after every hit of this. For me this a great one for a movie night in front of the tv, just make sure you got ALLLLL the snacks ready to go 🍿🍫🍪 It had the shortest legs on it out of the 3 for me though, instantly hits behind the eyes and i was a good level of stoned for about an hour before it tapered off. Haven’t tried gaming on the RBP yet but i think it’d be great for a story mode or campaign where you can get kinda lost in the game but i don’t think it would be great for high concentration, high intensity online play, but again make sure you got some serious SNACKS ready to go for gaming sesh with this one.
Finally the EB
Onto the last of the 3 wise ladies, the epic buzz! So i bust the bag open on this beauty and was hit with a sweet fruity fermenting berry smell with some lil sweet lemon hint or something in the background. If anyone tried BBs future #1, it’s got that fermented twang to it but not as intense, and instead of the tropical mango fruity smell, it’s more of a sweet and berry smell with the fermenting. Which makes a lot of sense thinking about it as EB parents strains are future #1 x blackberry moonrocks, so i think you get a lovely sweet fruity berry aroma from the blackberry moonrocks and a nice fermenting fruit smell from the future #1, it’s really nice and i enjoyed this one under the nose. Not as much as the JD though, that was the stinkiest pile of goodness i’d smelt in a while 😋
The buds looked pretty similar to the RBP but with a shit load of orange pistils, it was looking like a ginger bigfoot 🫚🦍👣 Again trichinae coverage was outstanding and it was glazed in a white dust. Grinded up the same as the others and was perfect for the vape.
The flavour was similar to the smell, i got a sweet, fermenting berry taste throughout. I’d say more flavourful than the RBP but not as terpy or flavourful as the JD.
Now the high on this was the most interesting of the 3. I was expecting a straight heavy hitting indica with this, but it starts off not too strong and creeps up on you. Begins with a more uplifting and motivating head high and it gives me some energy, perfect for taking the dog for a late evening stroll and having a creative think kinda vibe for me. But then it starts to fade after a while and i get super sleepy on this, a couple hours after having a joint of this and i’m knocked out every time. So it starts off as an uplifting motivating strain and fades into a heavy hitter and more of a body high and i really enjoyed the combo and having that upper into downer transition in the high.
I think this would be a cracker for post night out after party. You know when it’s starting to get light, you’ve been out all night, you’re sitting in a living room chatting absolute waffle with all your mates, birds have started chirping outside, and you need a bit of uplift to carry on chatting shite or to motivate your ass off the couch and to start journey home, then this is the statin for that situation and it’ll knock you out a lil while later and give you a great sleep too.
Overall, buying from DM was a great experience all round 😊 They definitely know what they’re doing with growing and all 3 strains kinda compliment each other and each have their own unique characteristics.
Fat nugs, overweight, great comms, great stealth, great flower! Really glad i got try all 3 and i’ll definitely back for more at the next drop❤️
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