put the questions of the test here on little biggy, we'll help you pass mate!

You owe me a brand new Apple Magic Keyboard, less than 6 hours old!!!!!

It’s a spot drugs test mate, no questions

It was a shit joke mate, sorry! xD

In all seriousness, no idea how to pass it.

It was quite funny, to be fair.

Legend! Highlight of my night to be fair reading that 🤣

I thought it was very witty mate, made me laugh anyway

Do you have any conditions that warrant a UK medical cannabis prescription? If so take the plunge and make an appointment. It covers loads of issues.

There is fake piss and stuff you can take but you need some advance warning. Our unions dont allow random drug tests at my employers. They tried last year and it was shut down at once.

I’ve had a google but I don’t want to buy a fad. Would you have any suggestions

Fake urine in bag with heat pad to get correct temperature, it's called Quick Fix Belt Kit and you buy it from Urine Lick web site. I used to wear one everyday for work but never had to use it though. My work now do a finger print test which only detects use up to 16 hours before test. So I only smoke when off work now.

I respect the dedication you made!!!

I’m a big guy so was thinking of just doing a protein shake diet for a couple of week’s and hope the big drop in weight will mostly rid my system. Guess I’ve just gotta hope it’s a saliva test. Mad how that turned out for you though

From us peeps, gator aid and drink lots of water and iron tablets. Iron tablets for colour gator aid because they test for people over hydrated and it apperently replacess lost electrolights. But saying that I would presume a rehydration pack would work

Cannabis proteins bind themselves to blood cells, they can take anything up to three months to clear your system dependant on weight, age, metabolism, how long you’ve been smoking etc.
As a rule of thumb if you want to cleanse quickly try to drink your recommended amount of water daily, eat healthy foods and exercise.
Urine tests and be very thorough, they are sensitive enough to detect a drug from one drop of urine in a swimming pool allegedly!
I found cutting out entirely then gentle jogging three times a week and water will cleanse you fully after two months if you’re a daily toker.
A week might be a bit optimistic?

Cleansing drink, if you are a heavy user with high toxins buy two bottles and you take one and a half 1 hour before your test. You have to follow the instructions and drink a lot of water two days before. I've tested it with drug kits bought off the Internet and got negative results on dry runs

Thank you for this, it really is helpful. My concern is though, with them specifically stating it’s a “spot test” I’m wondering if I’d have time to drink this. I wonder what my rights would be

The timeline for detecting marijuana is vast and can vary from 1 day up to 90 days. piss test can pick it up for up to 4 weeks .... But if you got a perscription for cbd or take cbd then that could give a false posative test result because all cbd has trace amounts of thc in it.

I do tree surgery in UK, and spot checks only happen if an accident happens, depends on your industry too.

For this product you do really need to know when it is most likely they will test you, with a new employment you would hope that that would be on the first day or in the first week or them actually telling you the specific date/time. Some employers insist on a pre work medical to be undertaken which is when they normally would carry it out. Not ideal but you could buy 7 bottles for every day of your first week to try and cover yourself but that is the only way I can see when not knowing the exact time.

Other tips are sauna/steamrooms, drinking pure water (over 3L per day) take b12 vitamins to make your urine yellow again. Eat healthy prior to the test, a few days before test refrain from exercise as you don't want to put more thc (from your fat) into your pee. Hoping for the best for you 👍

This why I have to be self employed contractor, because I love a smoke, but lads who take coke pass drug test every time, If it's a '48 hour swob test', you can easily pass that, just stop smoking for a day or 2, have a shower before test, mouth wash etc, your 100% pass them, if it's a piss test you got no chance, you will need months off and need to do detox, If you can some how find out from someone who works there, I know you can't have that convo straight away with the lads at work, but 1 of them is bout to be on a level, the key is to find out the style of test, if it's a 48 hour one or a piss test.

The timeframe I always had in my head for clearance is 4 weeks? I have friends in the US who've used products that are supposed to aid clearance and/or mask any testing and they've passed tests using those. Not sure of the timeframe they stopped smoking beforehand though, or what they used, but I can ask if you like. They'll be US products though and unlikely to be shipped here within a week.

Depends on the drug test. AIUI urinalysis could detect metabolites for upto 4 weeks I believe.
Saliva test is less sensitive and a moderate to heavy user would likely be clear in something like 72 hours to a week.
Hair follicle and blood tests would be unusual for a spot drug test but can detect for upto 3 months.
Is the nature of the testing for health and safety reasons? That is normally the only justification permittable in UK law.

Agh, I was afraid of that. Guess I’m down and out before I even start. It is for health and safety yeah.

Best thing you can do to speed it up is drink lots of water.

Thank you, I’ll start straight away

Bare in mind though friend drinking too much water can be dangerous.
Do a little research from Google on how to flush safely for a drug test.

Bro too much water will only kill you if your on e's lol, drink loads of water, salt crystal baths too!

Bro, not exlusive to Ecstasy.
https://www.livemint.com/science/health/woman-drinks-2-litre-water-in-20-min-due-to-dehydration-dies-of-water-toxicity-11691209074822.html

Any update?

I don’t want to be too down on RM but Postie probably entered that option because he was running late.

You’ll get it tomorrow 👍🤞🏼

SD's attempt to get delivered next day now i'm sure.I guess you got a red letter? Migth tell u where the package is. ie pick up from postie or get re-delivered. not a huge problem.

Seems as gone to another adress mate by mistake. Probably get re ruited tomorow to you. That's my experience if you say you was in then that looks like what's happened. Make sure you chase up vendor to make sure no mistake on package

Some sorting offices are just a bit slow sometimes. Unexpected delays can be concerning when they happen but give it a lil time and it'll turn up soon 💚💦

(Update)

Ordered on Sunday...got a delivery scheduled now for Thursday apparently...
..so anyone buying...keep in mind that it won't be next day or even 48 hours...but yes tracking has finally been updated and moving.

After this..I'll move on to another vendor because asking for info seems like to much for gc...guy went off over nothing...then deletes his comments to look like a saint....why do you think some of my replies are out of place? Because gc would write a comment then delete it...now i know why he calls himself a cat....and for anyone doubting just look at the screenshot and tell me thats a normal way to react to asking a simple question or putting up a post...and if it happened to a long time customer who was asking a simple question....then this vendor will do it to anyone. Anyway im out of here... I wish gc all the best and I hope everyone gets there stuff safe and sound with no problems but for me its been a weird night watching a grown man throw a tantrum over a simple ask...😆

I'm confused? Is this from today(19th, if so and not here to rattle but I've waited 17 days for parcels before. Your well within the time frame. Royal mail tracking on the app is all over the place, I've had stuff turn up that is still under sender selling item etc

Had no proper comms till today...so yeah it is....I ordered on Sunday night....got tracking number three days later.

And I understand...I've waited 23 days also so I get that but this isn't about that ninja...its about the fact I asked for some info just so I know whats going on and look at the screenshot...its silly man...over a post ? Over asking why is it stuck on sender dispatching item since Monday night ?...I'm sure you understand these are valid questions...thats all the info I was asking for clarification...nothing more.

And I get that reaction off gc...and if you saw the deleted comment or the fact he was here downvoting my posts instead of having a convo in pm so this would not happen....you'd be disappointed yourself....but like I've said this isn't about waiting....its about info...clarification. that is all.

No need for any of this from gc.

Yeah that's fair mate, don't worry I didn't mean any hate u wss just generally confused(really wish posts were date stamped) glad it looks like you got your order so hopefully all good

It happens sometimes RM can misplace parcels the reason why I don’t offer 24 hour delivery anymore it will probably update later this evening it’s out of my hands. Please be patient 1 - 3 days delivery Mon - Fri your order is still due to be delivered within the time frame.

Hey gc I was gonna remain quiet because I didn't want to post here in the first place...maybe instead of downvoting me (I can see you did in notifications) for this simple post...

Can you check whats going on ? And message me back instead of treating a long time customer like a mug by sending me messages complaining over a post on your wall?... funny thing is that's the only way you do reply....because the days without any comms when i was patient you weren't so quick to reply...Or maybe I should post the messages you sent me since you want to act like your innocent in this matter....

After so many orders...your acting like this over 7g thats been stuck since Monday?...because I asked for a simple reply ?

Disappointing.

So you deleted your response because it was incorrect...what a surprise....GC I have ordered off you before...I joined this website after August so how could I of ordered off you then ?... so that makes no sense...

Also what you said in your now deleted response....you seem to be the one who's rattled and are turning it on me....

Here's the message screenshot between me and gc recently since I'm being made to look like a liar...

This is a reply after posting on gcs wall...after no comms since Sunday...only one message apologising for bad comms and my tracking number...I only got my tracking number today by the way at 2am (3 days later)...I even told him its ok I understand....where most would be fuming! And I'm entitled apparently?

Then you finally reply to me in messages by calling me impatient....telling me I shouldn't post on the wall....and its not your problem if its lost ? (Check the screenshots its all there)....guys am i in the wrong here?

This is one of the biggest overreactions I have experienced on lb...crazy because before this I always backed gc and praised his bud even with delays when he was sick or when he had to close down...

What a punch below the belt for something so simple.

You really need to think what your writing gc because I honestly have done nothing wrong to you...you have pushed this far...to the point i think you have me confused with someone else?...I didn't want to post on this wall in the first place!

I'll give updates as things progress...hopefully we can move on because this is tiring at this point stessing me over some simple info on 7gs...and your still down voting my posts instead of replying to me and putting this silly shit behind us...ffs

If your looking for a fight I’m not the one obviously your having some kind of meltdown you’ve got the tracking your order is still in the time frame to be delivered so there’s no need for all this I already told you numerous times it’s going to update this evening have a good day sir.

Gc your the only one having a meltdown...

Your mask is cracking mate...you deleted your response because you sounded like you were having a tantrum.

Screenshots don't lie...

You sound so polite here unlike your deleted responses...Gotta keep up appearances huh..

And yes gc.. I have tracking but its been stuck on sender dispatching item since 10pm on Monday... Its telling me you haven't even sent it to royal mail to be scanned...thats what I've been trying to tell you....but because of your overreaction you couldn't see that obviously...

I'm laughing at how your reacting over nothing and the irony of you writing there's no need for all of this is hilarious honestly....because I said essentially the same thing to you many times so it wouldn't get to this...i asked you for some info and you went off on one...I don't have to argue or delete my posts because its all there...thats the thing about the truth when you know your being truthful...you don't need to hide.

Hey man I know this is frustrating and I've read all of this. Can this now be sorted out over pm?? I've had packages show the same from this vendor an others then it turns up the next day an you feel bad for kicking up a stink! I've been frustrated in the past but GC always come through.
It might not be to your timeframe but things will get sorted trust me. I've purchased off the guy since I started on here an he's been nothing short of gentleman the whole time. Hope this gets sorted for you, doobiee

Doobiee I had no problem with gc...I'm a laid back guy...hence why I didn't complain even after 3 days of nothing...also I wanted to handle this in messages (look at the end of my first post) but because of his deleted response...I replied because I was made to look like a liar...also the way this vendor talks to his long time customers is crazy...aren't you worried if you wanted some info this is how he would react ?

I appreciate the reply anyway.

Im sorry man i didnt want to come across as saying you do have a problem with him. I know man it can be frustrating. I guess you never know what's going on with people. I know he's a one man band and has some of the cheapest top quality smoke about, so is a busy man. Have a good un doobiee

Green Cat's general comms are lackluster at best. He knowingly sent the wrong item to me with zero comms, has been coming online sporadically (again at best), and has swerved comms again after asking for my Btc address for refund. It's clear zero fucks are given about customers or their cash. The geezer is a time waster so spend your coin elsewhere. That's my personal opinion.

Just to clarify I offered green cigar a free oz of amnesia trim when it was back in stock but he decided to dispute the order so I then offered a full re fund which I was sent a btc address 2 days ago. I’ve only got round to sorting it out today to see these messages. To be honest if anyone out there wants act like this please choose another vendor I have no energy for these kind of people as I’ve said before I run this alone comms can be bad at times but I promise in the near future I will find a way to improve the service.

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Message received after posting on this topic with my thoughts.

First part of conversation.

Second part. As you'll see, I was polite and amiable. You clearly didn't offer 28g. You lied.

You are lying and I will post the messages. Firstly you sent Cheese trim when I ordered Amnesia. You then offered 1g bud as a replacement. I told you it was for edibles and unsuitable. You offered 14g (half my order) as a replacement in 10 days. 14 days later I had to message you and you asked for a btc address. 2 days later, finally you come online and are butt hurt and lying. I'll post all messages from you as proof. Why don't you do the same? Screenshots don't lie.

Ok maybe your right about offering only 14 grams I was mistaken I get so many messages it’s hard to remember what people are saying especially when your writing all these raging paragraphs! but I did say I would give you full re fund or not? I’m certain people like you think your tough or something calling me all these names talking shit on this site over an ounce of $50 trim lol!

Anyways I have many great customers here that don’t want to make my life hard so please just choose another vendor!

The screenshots and my messages demonstrate zero rage. Maybe if you came online more often than once a day at 3am you wouldn't accumulate so much backlog and would be more organised. I have provided evidence and you are still playing the victim. Please try and be an adult and try to take responsibility. You have brought all this on yourself.

Yes mate you should become a vendor sounds like you know how to do it better than me! I’m not responding to any more messages here.

To be fair, responding to messages wasn't one of your strengths to begin with. Let the borg decide. The dude abides. Good luck.

*$55 trim (plus postage)... This is why I'm a dog person.

You've got a cheek, that's for sure!

Ok tough guy

Nothing tough about the truth, dude. Honestly, like dealing with a toddler.